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Trump: What about Bruce Springsteen? What the hell happens to that guy? He looks like hell. I'm sure he does not like the way I look. I don’t look so bad.  The tour has been renamed: Bored in the USA. pic.twitter.com/wcHX1Zo59Q

Trump: Pritzker—Don't call him a fat pig, ok? I'm sticking up for him. When I do that, the press can’t get me because I’m defending a man who obviously has a problem. Actually, he lost a lot of weight. pic.twitter.com/86XNxXNIEX

Trump: Kaitlan Collins is a young, attractive woman. She never smiles. Do you ever smile? I thought she had really made it big with a major new sponsorship but then I informed her that it was not her on the Bud Light can. It was Dylan Mulvaney pic.twitter.com/Eqfu4gs7kA

Trump: But after hearing the gunshots, many people yelled, “get down, get down” which caused Nicki Minaj to start twerking. pic.twitter.com/ypi1omzLs7

Trump: Ilhan Omar and her brother are thinking about moving together. Very much in love. She should get the hell out of our country. pic.twitter.com/3zHOdfreD7

Trump: We will have sloppy Chris Christie fighting, I would say I could mention the governor of Chicago, but I'm going to mention instead Jerry Nadler . and they're fighting for a big piece of cheesecake… who the hell wrote this? pic.twitter.com/KlsQ2a2A3B

Trump: That is why tonight, to show how much I care about the press and I want to save your ratings, I am pleased to announce my intention to, and this is somewhat of a scoop, my intention to run for a fourth term as president. I won 3 times. pic.twitter.com/lHZTayxvWT