Hi, I’m Dave, author of all those articles your aunt sent you that you may or may not have clicked on.These include: the most-read post in BuzzFeed history, this ode to grocery store music, the new and improved high school GED test, and this stunning exposé.

Imagine spitting one of those seeds into a metal bucket. I can hear it now.

Well, it's probably a composite photo... but you get the deal.

Back when journalists had to post an impressive 100 meter dash to even be considered for the job.

Need a Toy Story movie about all these planes.

I think I'll just get vaporized instead.

Imagine filming the world's largest TikTok on that. Or don't. Either way.

I assure you they are at least two dollars more now.

Chill sitch. Better make sure your brakes work.

I think I spent four hours doing this at a sleepover when I was 10.

Hundreds of thousands of works of art were stolen throughout the war, with many of them lost forever.

There was a greenhouse at the White House? What's next? An IHOP at the Waffle House? Probably not, I guess.

Over 70,000 people died as a result of this bomb.

Anybody who has taken public transportation and not looked at their phone for 0.7 seconds can relate.

The whole story of HOW exactly he died is pretty fascinating. You can read about it here.

You’ll notice an American flag sticker on there too. Curdes actually shot down an American transport plane to keep it from falling into Japanese hands.

March on Washington participants, marching from the Washington Monument, gather in front of the Lincoln Memorial to protest race discrimination.

Flamethrowers were first invented at the beginning of the 20th century and first used in war by the Germans in 1914.

Okay, sure, that's sounds stressful... but have you ever watched a Knicks playoff game?

I, personally, would have loved to be exposed to Moon germs.

Imagine watching The Sopranos on this thing.

Over 300 people lost their lives in the fire that forever changed Chicago history.

The 19 men who were saved by the net became known as the "Halfway to Hell Club."

Great job at making that dog look terrifying, ancient Romans.

Let me know what you think about the Republican party in the comments!

Need to find an unexploded grenade to enjoy some gelato on.

Ah, to be a fly on the wall at a 1917 Chapman High School Canning Club meeting.