โ€œI have never, in my 40 years of life, walked to a grocery store.โ€

"In our family, there's a running gag that the first three people get the 'easy' ones: 'I'm thankful for the food! I'm thankful for my family! I'm thankful for my life!' Then everyone after you has to struggle. It's a genuinely good time, and if there's any holiday I wish I could export to the world, it's Thanksgiving."

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