Jimmy Fallon joked about the White House’s already calamitous Great American State Fair during Wednesday night’s episode of “The Tonight Show,” where he made sure not to spare any of the Trump administration’s big names.

The late-night host gleefully took shots at America’s semiquincentennial celebration, which kicked off that evening in Washington, D.C., amid controversies that included nearly all of its headline musical acts dropping out following backlash over being associated with the MAGA regime and President Donald Trump.

After mocking the exodus of performers, Fallon riffed about the menu.

“There’s funnel cake, there’s corn dogs, turkey legs, and lots of other foods found during Trump’s colonoscopy,” he quipped.

“Yeah, the fair has everything. There’s even a dunk tank with JD Vance and a drunk tank with Kash Patel. So there’s both,” Fallon said with a smirk, referring to reports of the FBI director’s heavy drinking.

Setting his sights on the secretary of state, the “SNL” alum said, “There’s also a 110-foot Ferris wheel and an antique carousel. Unfortunately, Marco Rubio isn’t tall enough to ride them.”

Taking a jab at the Trump administration’s debacle du jour, Fallon then winked at the National Mall’s ill-fated renovation of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool.

“Yeah, the state fair will be a lot of fun,” the comedian cheesed. “Although if you win a goldfish, I’m pretty sure I know where they got the water from ….”

Watch Fallon make a mockery of the patriotic festivities and their problems here:

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