There’s set to be some mysterious ‘coughs’ making the rounds…

There are some heavy heads this morning, with millions gearing up for the “Great British Sickie” this World Cup. 

England fans have plenty to celebrate after a 4-2 win over Croatia in Dallas kicked off their run, with late-night pints rolling into some serious hangovers.

In fact, new research shows that around two million workers are sacking off work to recover from the football festivities. And as for those brave enough to seize the day, a wave of ‘soft sickies’ – essentially logging on from home and doing nish – is set to sweep the country, running on minimal sleep, slow starts, and feeling far from match‑fit.

Men are more likely than women to bunk off, but it’s the younger crowd really setting the pace with almost half of under-35s (47 per cent) admitting they’d call in after a late-night match, according to VoucherCodes. And with 12.4 million Brits heading to pubs and bars to soak up the action, over a quarter of sociable fans (27.5 per cent) are already mentally pencilling in a day off just to recover.

The high-risk hangover crew: younger fans in shift-based or hourly roles, far more likely to choose match-night marathons over a day’s wages.

The remote controllers: fully remote workers staying logged on while recovering from 4am finishes, leading to dips in productivity rather than official absences.

The pub loyalists: the ‘one more round’ crowd, driving 58.5 million pints and £122.8 million in late-night spending, followed by some very slow mornings after.

The well-intentioned but wrecked: those who mean to take it easy, only to be undone by extra time, penalties and adrenaline pushing 10pm kick-offs deep into the night.

The tactical team: hybrid workers carefully planning WFH days around key fixtures, complete with camera-off mornings and mysteriously patchy calendar availability.

Future matches are tipped to be even more likely to produce sickies, as England play matches with even later UK kick-off times. Any 1/2/3am start would likely see alarm clocks ignored nationwide.