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"Also hidden timer bombs with nice loud countdown beeps."

"Or a visible countdown at all. I would think people would want them to go off at a certain time. Or, if you just need it to go off long enough after it is placed for someone to get clear, it would just have a few minutes timer, with no visible countdown."

"And the person that spent four hours making all of it just says nothing."

"Yep. Anyone with common sense would charge the weapon again before the next encounter, not directly in the face of the person they are gonna shoot."

"When they leave a note a on the table without waiting for the waiter to bring the bill. Like is that a 20 to pay for a 12 dollar beer or how can the waiter know it's enough?"

"And then girls never go to the bathroom after, and there is never a mess."

"They also never take most of their clothes off, engage in actual foreplay, or actually lie down. Beds aren't used, just kitchen islands, walls, or desks. We call it hard surface sex. And there's never any mop up afterward, or even an underwear change."

"How hard is it to just pour a glass of real wine?"