Many marijuana users will probably be getting high Monday to celebrate 420, the unofficial holiday dedicated to all things cannabis.

But Donald Trump and Pope Leo XIV probably won’t be joining them.

The president is a known teetotaler, despite agreeing to shift pot from a Schedule I substance to Schedule III in December. Meanwhile, the pope hasn’t directly commented on the wacky tobacky, but he has said that “drugs and addictions are an invisible prison.”

Of course, that isn’t stopping people in the cannabis industry from pontificating over who they would rather get high with between the president and the pontiff — or both.

Pope Leo definitely is the top choice of many marijuana insiders, including Max Simon, whose business Green Flower trains people on the inner workings of the industry.

He thinks smoking with the pope would be illuminating on a variety of levels.

“I have a feeling that conversation would go somewhere genuinely interesting. Consciousness, suffering, grace, what it means to be human,” he told HuffPost. “I’d be very curious if he feels closer to god with a little cannabis in his system.”

Reggie Harris, of the House of Kush cannabis brand, said the choice is “a tough one,” but he ultimately picked the pope, saying that “getting the buy-in on the benefits of cannabis for health and well-being” would be a “huge validation.”

Shai Ramsahai, of Royal Queen Seeds, an international seedbank, said that lighting up with Pope Leo would probably be less hassle than smoking out with Trump.

“Trump feels like the kind of person who’d turn even a joint into a negotiation,” he said. “With the pope, at least there’s a chance the conversation gets existential.”

Harrison Bard, who runs Custom Cones USA, which makes pre-rolls and wholesale bulk cones, also picks the pope, but for reasons of hygiene more than anything else.

“Pope Leo is not only a much more interesting guy, but there’s no way I’d put my mouth on anything Donald Trump hit and then passed around a circle,” he said.

Joe Gerrity, of New Orleans-based Crescent Canna, thinks a 10-minute chat with Trump would get him on board with supporting the industry, but noted that ”if you get high enough, ‘pope’ and ‘smoke’ basically rhyme. So I’m going to go with His Highliness.

Others, like Mark Lewis of Lüt, a payment platform app used in the industry, admits he’d prefer Trump.

“I would really like to see and hear what he might say and do after a few bong hits!” he said. “I’m sure it would be a high-energy, unpredictable conversation.”

But there are some cannabis biz people like Kristin Rogers, of Levia, a cannabis beverage company, who see getting high with Trump as a patriotic duty.

“He is not my guy,” she admitted, but said that’s exactly why she’d want to toke with him.

“Maybe I’m a little masochistic, but as president, he has the power to fix the proven wrongs of the war on drugs,” she continued. “We know cannabis isn’t killing people, and we know the damage done to minority communities. Even if he doesn’t care about the humanity ― why not be the hero? He ran on that kind of platform, where did it go? No one truly believes non-violent cannabis offenders should still be in jail, and yet, they are. He could be a hero. Why not?”

Jill Cohen, the founder of the Elevated by the CannaBoss Lady Dispensary in Maplewood, New Jersey, would also choose Trump over the pope because she thinks “cannabis helps people move away from alcohol, and he dislikes alcohol.”

Cohen would use the smoke session to educate Trump about the benefits of cannabis on many different fronts.

“If the president supported legalization, it could improve banking access for our industry, lower taxes and allow interstate commerce,” she said.

Shauntel Ludwig, CEO of Synergy Innovations, makers of the DaVinci brand of cannabis vaporizers, said she’d definitely smoke with Trump, and admits she’d “love to watch him try to stay on topic.”

She added that “somewhere between the second and third bowl,” she’d like to ask what happened to that promise to work with Congress on legalization.

“I have a feeling the answer would be spectacular, best ever given,” she said.

But Donte West, who runs an eponymous cannabis brand that is focused on criminal justice, said he’s not interested in meeting either for a simple smoke session.

“I think too many people treat cannabis as a punchline when it is actually tied to business, medicine, public policy and human lives,” West said. “So my answer is simple: whoever is ready to talk honestly about reform, that is who I would rather sit with.”

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