“I’m screaming at the earnest 2017 replies 😭😭😭😭”

I’m an innately nosey and chronically online celebrity and pop culture journalist, with my specialist areas including deep-diving lyrics and calling out Terrible Men™.

As @jackantonoff & @lorde recorded Melodrama in my house I heard bits and pieces and knew it would be a perfect album to write to. It is 🖤