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Trump's face is shining at he takes the stage in Kentucky pic.twitter.com/RjGKRS2UVq

Trump's black hand adjusts the mic for a woman at his rally today in Kentucky(Andrew Harnik/Getty) pic.twitter.com/9nJBMahjGv

Trump: "The wind -- you know, you're watching television and you wanna watch and your beautiful wife, our First Lady, says, 'I'm sorry darling, you can't watch tonight, the wind has gone down.' But I want to watch myself on television! I want to watch myself debate." pic.twitter.com/TRNEr3HH4q

Trump: "The only thing I admired about Barack Hussein Obama, which was nothing actually. But the only thing is the way he was bob down the stairs. You talk about unpresidential. He's bob-- and I couldn't believe that he made it without at least a noticeable major fall." pic.twitter.com/LF0k5KlcOd

WTF is he talking about? pic.twitter.com/cUimydBNDA

Trump: "We're not gonna count on having competent presidents. We have to assume we're going to have incompetent ones." pic.twitter.com/GE7RLGSk7Y

someone behind Trump faints and now the speech is paused pic.twitter.com/XEQo690z7v

While first responders deal with a medical emergency in the crowd, Trump asks his staffers to put on Ave Maria pic.twitter.com/M33tiDoH3E

After a lengthy break for a medical emergency, Trump says, "We're talking about Gavin Newscum. Doesn't seem like a very good subject right now. It made that young lady not feel so good. Anyway." pic.twitter.com/gfayDNTYCx

Trump: "They gave me a list of names. 'Sir, you can pick the name you'd like, sir.' I said, the name of what? 'The name of the attack! On Iran, sir.' And they gave me like 20 names. And I'm like falling asleep. I didn't like any of them. Then I see Epic Fury." pic.twitter.com/GcXa90cYSc

Trump invites a local businessman on stage but tells him, "Let's go. Doing it fast, Paul. They don't want to hear from you." 😳 pic.twitter.com/tZdIjHttAh

Trump on the SAVE America Act: "And then I added two things. We call them 'best of.' You know what they are? 'Best of Trump.' No men in women's sports. And no transgender mutilization surgery for our children." pic.twitter.com/e4tlq3RKa6

Trump: "Wait until you see the numbers by the end of the year. We did an excursion. Do you know what an excursion is? We had to take a little trip to get rid of some evil, very evil people." pic.twitter.com/naARmHTUCk

Jake Paul gets on stage at the Trump rally and has the nastiest pit stains I've ever seen (it also appears the crowd doesn't know who he is) pic.twitter.com/3Yc071tZzf

Trump endorses Jake Paul for political office pic.twitter.com/0HGHMccX4l

Trump: "Under our policies, prices for chicken, eggs, cheese, butter, potatoes, and fresh fruit are lower today by a lot than what I took office. Hotel rates, automobile prices, and rent payments are way down as well." pic.twitter.com/Pk6y1PubKo